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Twice-monthly community updates for the small desert town of Night Vale, where every conspiracy theory is true. Turn on your radio and hide. Never listened before? It's an ongoing radio show. Start with the current episode, and you'll catch on in no time. Or, go right to Episode 1 if you wanna binge-listen.
2016, Night Vale Presents
Twice-monthly community updates for the small desert town of Night Vale, where every conspiracy theory is true. Turn on your radio and hide. Never listened before? It's an ongoing radio show. Start with the current episode, and you'll catch on in no time. Or, go right to Episode 1 if you wanna binge-listen.
2016, Night Vale Presents
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Welcome to The John Peters Imaginary Corn Maze Experience.
There’s a gang of Cattle Rustlers coming to town to rustle up the cattle.
The following is a paid advertisement.
There's a brand new way to get where you're going.
There is no Night Vale. There is Mother Lauren’s Brood. We are loved.
Mother Lauren begins a city-wide cleanup.
Let's stay focused on the good news.
Who else remembers Uncle Jasper’s Wasteland?
This is a story about him.
Esteban drew a lovely picture.
There is a standing-off of Kevins.
Hopefully we can find everything lost, and reunite everything found.
The Night Vale Public Library opens a new branch, and everything should be just fine.
He is, in fact, still holding a knife.
A preview of our new patreon bonus episode
He is holding a knife.
Come on down to Vermillion Falls.
Archeologist Harrison Kip makes a huge discovery.
It’s the scariest night of the year, when we are allowed to turn our smiles upside down.
The last contestant touching the truck wins!
A review of Victor Hugo's Les Misérables
An excerpt from our most recent patreon Behind the Scenes episode
This morning we found a boy. He has no name, and no one knows who he is.
Luca Albescu lives at 831 Lombardi Street, in a dilapidated Victorian mansion at the top of the hill.
There was a car crash on Buellton Avenue, listeners. A bad one.
Exciting new developments at the Randy Newman Memorial Night Vale Airport
Cecil asks Sheriff Sam about ghosts.
We've unlocked one of our Patreon only bonus episodes!
The University of What It Is takes a special interest in a certain local scientist.
Science is illegal now. Good luck.
Councilmember Flynn tries a new approach.
Dr. Jones would like a word… in private.
Payments are long overdue.
It's contract renegotiation time at the station.
Relax and unwind with a liminal spaces compilation.
Big Rico's Pizza has a new animatronic animal band
Date night... with more scientists than necessary.
The University of What It Is takes a special interest in a certain glowing cloud.
Lonely missives from beyond the beyond
The traveling man will read your tarot for only $3.
The final free episode of Night Vale's new show!
The second episode of Night Vale's new show!
Citizens rise up against the University of What It Is
The first episode of our new show!
Moving offices really works up an appetite
Presenting the first new show from Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranor since Night Vale
Locker room pep talks from Coach Steve
The University of What It Is takes a special interest in a certain community college dean.
We're passing through the comet's tail. Only good things can happen.
The City Council approves a controversial public art project.
A new campus is being built in Night Vale.
Barks Ennui, cartoon spokesdog for the Sheriff's Secret Police, has been committed.
It has been ten years since the first episode. Ten years since the arrival of Night Vale's most beautiful person: Carlos.
The Distant Prince wears a golden coat and has always existed.
A vacation to The Big City. Plus, listener questions, breaking financial news, and an emergency press conference.
Lost: cat. Last seen hovering 4 feet off the ground in the radio station bathroom. Reward if found.
A librarian is loose… beyond the sandwastes.
What happened to the moon? Who cares.
Auditions are open for "Our Town"
You're listening to WMCG 1080am in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
Unfortunately, Valentine's Day has happened again.
All people deserve prompt delivery. And all people eventually get what they deserve.
Susan Willman has something to say.
The Sanitation Department will now allow citizens to retrieve something they once disposed of but now wish maybe they hadn’t been so hasty.
There’s a secret art showing in the Whispering Forest.
Excerpt from the new novel by Jeffrey Cranor and Janina Matthewson
He only ever had the one.
The prisoner tries to reform. (Part 2 of 2)
The prisoner reveals his secrets. (Part 1 of 2)
Frank Chen is here. Frank Chen is here. Frank Chen is here...
We’re not here to tell you what you’re doing wrong. We’re here to tell you what you could be doing right.
Sometimes our favorite old films don’t stand the test of time.
Frank Chen has been found alive and returned to his family exactly as he was the day he died.
A brand new novel from Joseph Fink, creator of the podcasts Welcome to Night Vale & Alice Isn't Dead
Here's what happened at the Smithwick house.
Mandatory Annual Spring Cleaning Day is coming. Here are the guidelines for the new municipal landfill facility. This episode was co-written with Brie Williams. Weather: "Letters" by Lera Lynn. leralynn.com JUST ANNOUNCED: Live US/Canada Tour of "All...
They know. They all know.
Megan Wallaby is missing.
Let’s go behind the scenes and answer some questions from listeners.
The new memoir from Night Vale's Joseph Fink and Meg Bashwiner.
Between meters 183 and 207 of the Brown Stone Spire, artist Saad Ibrahim chisels ancient verses in long-forgotten alphabets.
The new memoir from Night Vale's Joseph Fink and Meg Bashwiner.
Frank Chen is back. Good as new!
The librarians have escaped during the first annual Book Fair.
A dense fog seeps through town.
Hurrah, hurrah, the Nephilim approach.
A memorable trip into the woods
Legalize c****s!
A new book about love and Night Vale!
The Mahalla Family would like their VHS copy of Heat back.
The first snow (ever) is falling in Night Vale.
Rattlesnake Rest cemetery is full, and you know what that means.
The final episode of the true crime podcast “Bloody Laws, Bloody Claws: The Murder of Frank Chen”
It's the perfect time of year for getting candy, telling spooky stories, and fearing a soul-reaping, malevolent spirit.
It is October, and, once again, something is different.
There appears to be some interference in our transmission. Please standby.
After a century of continuous performance, the Hundred Year Play is nearing its final scene.
The obelisk is back, and it will answer one question, and one question only.
Have you ever looked at yourself? Truly looked at yourself?
A new live performance of Night Vale's 2013 show CONDOS, coming July 9 @ 8pm ET
To the family and friends of Intern Victor, we extend our condolences.
An old man sits on the steps of the old General Store whistling a lonesome tune.
For the first time ever, the Sheriff's Secret Police has made their blotter public.
The pilot has arrived, and so have his passengers.
The passengers have been found, or rather, they have found us.
Who is Charles Rainier?
One more excerpt from our upcoming novel.
Joseph has a few things to chat about with you, and then we present the first episode of our new show, Our Plague Year, available wherever you get your podcasts.
There's a faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home. (Live at Largo)
A new play premieres at the Night Vale Asylum. (Part 2 of 5)
Amelia Anna Alfaro was always the best at everything. (Part 1 of 5)
The first excerpt from our upcoming novel.
A second excerpt from A Spy in the Desert, now available on Bandcamp and iTunes!
It's the annual Children's Fun Fact Science Presentation. Everything in this episode is true and educational.
A Spy in the Desert is now available on Bandcamp and iTunes!
A big announcement about our 2020 World Tour from Cecil Baldwin!
And now... the weather.
It's time for the annual Cat Show.
There may have been a few consequences from our attempt to live forever. Oops.
We're all going to live forever and there are no downsides or hidden consequences.
Everyone in town is scared of aging now that time works normally. But one newcomer claims to have the answer.
More arrests are made in the bank robbery investigation.
A new twist in the bank robbery case.
There's a bank robbery at the Last Bank of Night Vale.
It approaches. Hurrah! Hurrah!
Josh Crayton finds that he has lost a very important ability.
Lee Marvin turns 30 one last time, and a great change comes to Night Vale.
The General returns home from the Blood Space War.
There is peace in our time.
The Blood Space War is not without its detractors.
Hold on, haven't we been here before?
Some veterans return home from the Blood Space War, and enemies have followed.
Start With This is a brand new podcast from Night Vale Presents.
No one knows how the Blood Space War began, who is fighting in it, or what for, so let's start with the story of Eunomia, a 19th century farm girl.
Pioneer Days are upon us again.
We start today, as we often do, with the latest UFO sighting reports in the community.
Dark Owl Records hosts a fundraiser to save their store.
A ghost story with no moral. Three spirits that will teach you nothing.
Night Vale's most local and legendary local legend celebrates his 30th birthday.
It is a time of reaping, sowing, and rebirth.
The mayor has a message for Desert Bluffs.
A special message about Joseph Fink's new novel, Alice Isn't Dead.
Dreams fade into night, but rather than die away, why don’t you stay?
Not everything goes as planned.
A brand new fiction podcast from Night Vale Presents: ADVENTURES IN NEW AMERICA.
A broadcast from an even friendlier desert community.
A look at all the great kids, ghosts, and trees playing in our upcoming season.
Is this the first time you’ve heard me say this? Are you sure?
An excerpt from our latest live show recording, All Hail, featuring Hal Lublin as Steve Carlsberg.
There once was a boy who wanted to know everything.
This episode, and also your life, and every life on this and every world, and this entire universe, brought to you by Kellogg's.
Welcome to the fourth and final week of the Summer of Night Vale Presents, a celebration and sampling of some of the shows across our network.
This is the Summer of Night Vale Presents, a celebration and sampling of some of the shows across our network. This week, we’re listening to special episodes of Alice Isn’t Dead and Sleep With Me.
This is the Summer of Night Vale Presents, a celebration and sampling of some of the shows across our network.
A celebration and sampling of some of the shows across our network.
This is a story about us, said the man on the radio, and we were pleased, because we always wanted to hear about ourselves on the radio.
A brand new podcast from Night Vale Presents: Good Morning Night Vale, the official Welcome to Night Vale recap show.
The battle for the soul of Dana Cardinal comes to a close.
The battle for the soul of Dana Cardinal takes a turn.
The battle for the soul of Dana Cardinal begins.
There's been an entire ocean in Old Town Night Vale.
There's been a shipwreck in the desert.
There's been a drowning at the Pancake House.
A new podcast from Night Vale Presents, and first in a series of Night Vale After Dark shows. Cecil Baldwin, the voice of Welcome to Night Vale, performs the classic tingler “Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt” in front of a live audience.
A story of love and horror. Part 3 of 3.
We’re checking back in with our most recent episode of I Only Listen to the Mountain Goats to share with you what the show has become. Thanks for listening!
A story of love and horror. Part 2 of 3.
A story of love and horror. Part 1 of 3.
A happy celebration of a happy holiday story from a desert otherworld.
Part 3 of 3: You need love. You may also need other things.
Part 2 of 3: A venture into the underground home of the baristas.
Part 1 of 3: A case of Canadian Club has been hidden in Night Vale.
A pep rally at the Night Vale Armory. (Part 3 of 3)
Councilwoman Flynn takes charge with help from Citizen Patrols. (Part 2 of 3)
A new podcast from Night Vale Presents. Subscribe now wherever you listen to podcasts.
A new podcast from Night Vale Presents. Subscribe now wherever you listen to podcasts.
The City Council deals with a crime spree in their own City Council way. (Part 1 of 3)
There's a new member of the family.
Let's profile a randomly selected citizen.
Everything is the same. Everything is different.
A new weekly podcast from Night Vale Presents. Dylan Marron makes popular social justice videos on the internet, so he gets a lot of hate messages. In the first episode of this podcast, he speaks with Chris, a man who called Dylan “a piece of...
An excerpt from the audiobook of the second Welcome to Night Vale novel, IT DEVOURS!, narrated by Cecil Baldwin. Coming Oct 17, 2017. IT DEVOURS! is available now for presale (signed first editions available): welcometonightvale.com, click on...
A brand new podcast from Dylan Marron (the voice of Carlos the Scientist) and Night Vale Presents: Conversations with People Who Hate Me. Conversations with People Who Hate Me takes hateful conversations online and turns them into productive...
Jason Webley as Louie Blasko in "Ghost Stories," now available on iTunes and Bandcamp. Announcements of Summer and Fall US Tours, plus Autumn Europe Tour. welcometonightvale.com, click on live shows. The second Welcome to Night Vale Novel "It...
There are glowing arrows in the sky.
This is a story about Huntokar.
A brand new podcast convention, by and for fans of podcasting. PodCon.com And don't miss the Orbiting Human Circus's between season, self-contained special presentation: The 2nd Imaginary Symphony. To hear the rest, subscribe to the Orbiting Human...
A visitor arrives from a different reality. Weather: "Robert Frost" by Mal Blum malblum.com "Ghost Stories" now available on iTunes and Bandcamp https://nightvale.bandcamp.com/album/ghost-stories-live Night Vale Presents's 5th Birthday Party - June 21...
A bonus excerpt from our just released live recording Ghost Stories. Over two hours of brand new Night Vale. Available now at nightvale.bandcamp.com Or on iTunes, right here. And check out our currently touring live show, All Hail:...
A faint popping can be heard below the earth. The voice of the Pamela Winchell was Desiree Burch. Weather: "The Ends and the Means" by Robby Hecht robbyhecht.com "Ghost Stories" now available on iTunes and Bandcamp...
The angels go to the Hall of Public Records. The voice of the Faceless Old Woman was Mara Wilson. Weather: "All or Nothing" by The Dream Masons facebook.com/thedreammasons The second Welcome to Night Vale Novel "It Devours!" is available now for...
Here's what happened at the Smithwick house.
Let's start the news with something happy.
After a dozen years of restoration, Ash Beach has reopened. Weather: "Faded" by P.O.S doomtree.net/pos Live US/Canada Tour of "All Hail" (April 2017) welcometonightvale.com, click on live shows Welcome to Night Vale: The Novel (now in paperback)...
City Council has a renewed interest in love. Weather: "Listening to TPM" by Brook Pridemore. brookpridemore.bandcamp.com JUST ANNOUNCED: Live US/Canada Tour of "All Hail" (April 2017) PLUS: final West Coast shows of "Ghost Stories (February 2017)...
Mandatory Annual Spring Cleaning Day is coming. Here are the guidelines for the new municipal landfill facility. This episode was co-written with Brie Williams. Weather: "Letters" by Lera Lynn. leralynn.com JUST ANNOUNCED: Live US/Canada Tour of "All...
The Library's Summer Reading Program has begun, sending the town into a panic. Plus, a tough new mandate from the City Council, a list of useful things, and changes afoot in the Freemasons. (episode originally released Aug 1, 2013) This episode was...
A woman from Italy arrived in our town, and we're not quite sure what she wants or what she is doing to us with her presence. Plus, a local hardware store cracks down on the crowds of baristas outside their shop, an update on Khoshekh's kittens, and a...
Welcome to Night Vale's 100th Episode. A toast! The voices featured this episode are: Cecil Baldwin, James Urbaniak, Mara Wilson, Annie Savage, Mark Gagliardi, Emma Frankland, Meg Bashwiner, Jackson Publick, Kate Jones, Maureen Johnson, Erica...