Pounded In The Butt By My Own Podcast

Night Vale Presents

A collaboration between world famous author Chuck Tingle and Night Vale Presents, Pounded In The Butt By My Own Podcast features celebrity guests performing Chuck’s erotic short stories (known as “tinglers”) that prove love is real. Whether you’re new to the Tingleverse or have lived there for years, this is the podcast about love that you never knew you needed.

Night Vale Presents 2018

10hr 36min

Thumbnail for "Unicorn Butt Cops: Beach Patrol, read by Nick Radford".

Nick Radford, an independent professional wrestler, performs the classic tale of a man who is chased down by a new unit of unicorn cops on inline skates after he attempts to steal a tasty taco.

December 19, 201835min 51sec0 B

Chuck learns lessons from ghosts after falling asleep on bad milk.

December 24, 201817min 43sec0 B

Thumbnail for "Monday Pounds Me In The Butt, read by Helen Zaltzman".

Helen Zaltzman, host of the Allusionist podcast, performs the classic tale of a man who is seduced by a day of the week after a miscommunication with his boss.

December 10, 201842min 54sec0 B

Thumbnail for "Pounded In The Butt By The Unexpectedly Early Arrival Of Christmas Decorations, read by Stephen Winter".

Do you hear what I hear? A special holiday episode of Pounded In The Butt By My Own Podcast! Stephen Winter, co-creator of the new podcast Adventures in New America, performs the classic tale of a man whose silent night is interrupted by the physical manifestation of his worst fear, who is handsome.

November 20, 201846min 29sec0 B

Thumbnail for "My Butt Is Comforted By The Realization That I’m Okay And Everything Will Be Alright, read by Dearest Scooter".

The classic tale of an anxious man who is comforted by the living manifestation of the realization that I’m okay and everything will be alright, whom he finds floating in the ocean.

August 29, 201840min 12sec0 B

Thumbnail for "My Ass Is Haunted By The Gay Unicorn Colonel, read by Gaby Dunn".

Gaby Dunn, host of Bad With Money, performs the classic spooky tale of a ghost hunter who experiences a supernatural seduction at a bed and breakfast.

August 15, 201831min 5sec0 B

Thumbnail for "Open Wide For The Handsome Sabertooth Dentist Who Is Also A Ghost, read by M Lamar".

A classic tale that will remind every listener of the importance of oral health.

August 1, 201843min 15sec0 B

Thumbnail for "Living Inside My Own Butt For Eight Years, Starting A Business And Turning A Profit Through Common Sense Reinvestment And Strategic Targeted Marketing, read by James Urbaniak".

James Urbaniak, actor and creator of Getting On with James Urbaniak, performs this classic tale of a man whose life is forever changed by a chance encounter with a wealthy investor who knows a good butthole investment when he sees one.

July 18, 201835min 59sec0 B

Thumbnail for "Fake News, Real Boners, read by Danny Tamberelli".

Former child star and current adult podcaster Danny Tamberelli performs Fake News, Real Boners, the classic tale of a man who has some doubts about the news posted on Buttbart.com.

July 4, 201838min 49sec0 B

Thumbnail for "Slammed In The Butthole By My Concept Of Linear Time, read by Becca Blackwell".

Performer and writer Becca Blackwell performs Slammed In The Butthole By My Concept Of Linear Time, the classic tale of a quarterly investors meeting gone wrong.

June 20, 201841min 10sec0 B

Thumbnail for "Reamed By My Reaction To The Title Of This Book, read by Symphony Sanders".

Symphony Sanders, voice of Tamika Flynn on Welcome to Night Vale and co-host of Good Morning Night Vale, performs this classic tale of a man who receives a NSFW email while at work.

June 6, 201835min 56sec0 B

Thumbnail for "Lonely Author Pounded By Dinosaur Social Media Followers, read by Samantha Urbani".

Musical artist Samantha Urbani performs Lonely Author Pounded By Dinosaur Social Media Followers, the classic tale of an erotic author tearing open the fabric of the universe.

May 23, 201846min0 B

Thumbnail for "Slammed In The Butt By My Handsome Laundry Detergent Pod, read by Justin McElroy".

Justin McElroy, co-host of My Brother, My Brother, and Me and many more fantastic shows, performs Slammed In The Butt By My handsome Laundry Detergent Pod, a classic tale of two buds getting covered in suds.

May 9, 201835min 7sec0 B

Thumbnail for "I’m Gay For My Living Billionaire Jet Plane, read by Erin Markey".

Erin Markey, comedian and performance artist, performs I’m Gay For My Living Billionaire Jet Plane, the classic tale of a man named Alex who has a passionate affair with a blackjack card counter who is also a plane.

April 25, 201836min 47sec0 B

Thumbnail for "Bigfoot Pirates Haunt My Balls, read by Dane Terry".

Dane Terry, musician and theater artist, performs Bigfoot Pirates Haunt My Balls, the classic tale of a man named Andy who, after a trip to the doctor, discovers that his balls are haunted by notorious bigfoot pirate Lorko the Black.

April 11, 201834min 8sec0 B

Thumbnail for "Butt Wars: Rogue Buns, read by Mara Wilson".

Mara Wilson, author and former child actress, performs Butt Wars: Rogue Buns, the classic tale of space outlaw Lerpo Yams and his seduction of Darth Bater, leader of The Umpire.

March 28, 201833min0 B

Thumbnail for "Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt, read by Cecil Baldwin".

Cecil Baldwin, the voice of Welcome to Night Vale, performs the classic tingler “Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt” in front of a live audience.

March 14, 201832min 31sec0 B

Thumbnail for "Pounded in the Butt by My Own Podcast: Trailer".

A new podcast from world famous author Chuck Tingle and Night Vale Presents.

February 28, 20185min 33sec0 B

A Special Valentine's Day Message from Dr. Chuck Tingle

February 14, 20184min0 B

Unicorn Butt Cops: Beach Patrol, read by Nick Radford

December 19, 201835min 51sec

Nick Radford, an independent professional wrestler, performs the classic tale of a man who is chased down by a new unit of unicorn cops on inline skates after he attempts to steal a tasty taco.

Written and hosted by Chuck Tingle.

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A Night Vale Presents production.

Editor: Grant Stewart
Composer and Sound Designer: Vincent Cacchione
Producer: Christy Gressman
Assistant Producer: Adam Cecil
Theme Song: “Proving Love Is Real” by Caged Animals
Logo: Chuck Tingle
Very special thanks to Joseph Fink

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