Bedtime Stories to Bore You Asleep from Sleep With Me
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Doze off to the calming and unusual bedtime stories from Sleep With Me. This podcast is here to keep you company and relieve your insomnia by being your boring friend in the deep dark night.
For fans of Sleep With Me this new version of your favorite sleep podcast offers a “just the stories” version without any intros so you can get right into the bedtime story.
Get a good night's sleep with strange bedtime stories, an alternative to guided meditation or white noise. No introductions or music, just soothing tales to cure insomnia and end sleepless nights.
Sleep Well,
Drew/Scooter
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© Andrew Ackerman 2013-2024
Doze off to the calming and unusual bedtime stories from Sleep With Me. This podcast is here to keep you company and relieve your insomnia by being your boring friend in the deep dark night.
For fans of Sleep With Me this new version of your favorite sleep podcast offers a “just the stories” version without any intros so you can get right into the bedtime story.
Get a good night's sleep with strange bedtime stories, an alternative to guided meditation or white noise. No introductions or music, just soothing tales to cure insomnia and end sleepless nights.
Sleep Well,
Drew/Scooter
Sleep With Me exists because of direct listener action via
www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus -the ultimate way to listen to the show, sign up for a 7 day free trial
www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/sponsors -to support a sponsor and get on the supporter zone
www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/refer -get rewards, like Sleep With Me+ access, for spreading the work about the show
www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/newsletter to stay up to date and get cool behind the scenes content
© Andrew Ackerman 2013-2024
A couple of tries to make you sleepy like Neo.
This time we get to the end and have some sleepy fun
Magnus and Holly take a relaxing walk in the woods.
While a cereal friend sleeps in a clock, our friends learn more about the multiplex.
Birds of a feather flock together to carry you off to dreamland
The soft velvet of posters leads the way to a sleepy cereal solution.
This week keeps the quiet cheers coming
Bring It On Week has officially been broughten
We leave the tent tonight and join our bakers for a final bedtime bow.
Everything is coming together as smooth as a velvet painting
Welcome to a world that is more than pure imagination.
Paul and the bakers will drive yuzu off to dreamland.
A sleepy sock hop off to bedtime will help our heroes.
This boredom seminar tries to find some common stages
Scooter will make a cozy bird nest with his hair
Lulling lamination will be the buttery bedtime story
Our adventure goes from flatware to sleepy summer sausage
Ray recaps a Ren Faire while Scooter meets a new friend named Alan
A festive sleep will be slowly proofed by our bakers.
You don't need to concentrate on this bedtime story
All the bedtime goodness of a trip to Trader Joe's
This time our bakers will help you get your dessert discussions
A friendly game of mini-golf rolls and meanders through a sleepy course.
The perfect name for Scooter to unbox a game that is a gift to your sleep.
Scooter will take this 20’s baking from roaring to boring.
Pen and paper makes way for a bedtime story role, playing digital.
A trailer for a new movie about argyle socks brings Scooter all the way back to some 80s films he cannot quite piece together, even the obvious ones.
Smooth sleep will butter your bedtime as our bakers do their best.
Welcome to the world of friends where friends find a way to make everything work out okay.
The other side of your pillow will be doing it country cool as Scooter looks back at a beach and a drummer named JJ.
A soft pillow loaf of lulls will be the proof your pillow needs to carry you off to dreamland.
Number Five will strive to help Mary Bearbot and the rest of our friends get ready to make sure all will be well in the world for friends.
Mirror mirror on the floor who builds a dresser and drones to bore?
If you never heard of biscuit sweat don’t worry you will sleep right though this discussion of another week in a soothing tent of treats.
Sometimes coming up with a plan means being open to new ideas, even those ideas you would sleep through.
Looking back on some trips down old Ikea memory lane should take you to dreamland.
Scoots will meander so much that you could bake a cake or two as we return to the gingham and the tent.
This NYE will come to a sleepy close well before midnight where baby new years will lull you with intro after intro after intro.
All will be the bedtime version of a subdued merry and bright with this collection of intros that takes us into the 900s.
A reading of Dickens’ “A Christmas Tree” with plenty of pointless meanders and side trips and Scooter pitching Charles D on listening to Sleep With Me.
Santa heads back to Mars and the kids get to help with some toy-making making sure everything stays fun and games, until the martians discover the spirit of Santa has been there all along.
Instead of whispers on kittens playing with strings, you’ll get a tour of his favorite performance things.
Turns out at bedtime on Mars, kids need something more than just TV, instead of a sleep podcast they turn to Kris Kringle for the help they need.
How many lords will lulling leap as our heroes gather a host of holiday items so friends can celebrate their holidays together.
Let’s page through past paper pointlessly with the joy of toys and meanders.
A recent vintage of parade to carry you off into seasonal slumber with all the special guests lulling down the lane.
Another corny cornucopia of intros to carry you off to dreamland over the holiday.
You will be welcomed to the world for friends via a song that will not be sung or hummed only narrated in a way to help you journey to dreamland.
No gloom will loom over bedtime tonight as this will be full of friendly pointless meanders perfect for bedtime.
Scooter takes a sleepy spin through some vintage parody paper.
Everything starts coming together in the sleepiest way as our heroes visit an office and a storage room, and we finally get to meet the son of the Baron of the Boil and Veduel.
Sleep soundly as we hear from another member of the Cusack family who brings a new version of a Sleep With Me classic by way of a machine.
Fall asleep to this autumnal jaunt through our seasonal episodes past.
A sleepy swamp allows the sun to shine in a sense while you fall asleep to new friends.
Scooter gets seasonal and sleepy with this silly celebration of fall fun.
Instead of gazing at a navel we will turn our fuzzy meanders into a sleepy look at one hundred episodes of the show.
Sleepy and somewhat seasonal story of ramparts and friends and finding a key.
A new style show to sleep while Scoots shops and meanders on what he will make.
Lulling look back into the past substance of this sleepy show.
Fleet of hand and foot leads to fun and fanfare with friends bookended by bedtimes.
After ten years I take a trip with myself back to where the whole heart of the podcast calls home.
Buster goes on a sticky adventure where he will be silently saying “For the love of Kevin McCallister” while a mustache gets twirled.
A sleepy spool of speaker wire leads to the slumbering sounds of Scoots and our friends.
This guest flips the script in a way that is as cool as the other side of the pillow and as sleepy as a cloudy simile.
That’s no a butterfly in the dreamy sky it is Buster flying twice as high and off to dreamland.
This is the lulling place where the first notes of friendship start to play.
Ray’s put in the footwork so you can find a carpeted floor to sit on and keep cool as performers real and mechanical lull you off to sleep.
Oops I meandered again, and again, and again
A rambling look at a candy box pricing mystery, sleepy without silence.
Our lulling journey takes a friendly turn into the park to meet the pollywogs.
Sleepy Sunday drives to dreamland good for any day or night.
Come with me and you’ll be in a world purely pointless tangent, they will spin and you win a bedtime so sleepy.
Our adventure continues…to get started. What could be better for bedtime than best buds bonding and building a world of friends.
A lulling seminar brings bedtime and paint mixing into one lulling happy meander.
Who can take a movie? Meander it to nonsense, put in some tangents that are fully pointless? Scooter can, Scooter can…
Get cozy as we gather together and read a letter from the DM and then return to the adventure of friendship with a side of creation.
Part personal essay, with a side of meanders mixed with a busker and the Purple Peoples Circus all comes together for a perfect bedtime busker benefactor.
The great forge may not be for pizza but you can count on your sheep you’ll get sleep and this episode will end well since I know I’ll talk about light fixtures.
Gently remove your sleepy Sunday slippers while Scoots talks about how this season came together and where it ended up going.
Bored game unboxing full of sleepy colors and textures that will exchange whatever is keeping you awake for your borefriend keeping you company.
Another round of intros to carry you off to dreamland during a long holiday weekend.
Soon you will rest as this bedtime return to Mandalore will surely be a bore.
Rin and Cinda meet out on the edge of someplace, somewhere, out there, where all will be well.
A county fair and a six flags with plenty of sleepy savings tips to carry you gently off to dreamland with your friend Ray
Sometimes for bed you go to the place where every droid knows their name. Finding new friends just in time for bed, you’ll travel by tubes and see a dreamland.
Rin gets close to the truth of helping humans as a collective pet in a place full of meandering paths to packing.
A visit to a very muppety pizza place perfect for pillowtime
This episode will be full of feathered friends flying you off to dreamland
One encyclopedic meander at a time through this collection of intros will have you nodding off with every element of sleepy style.
A slow sleepy journey from one former covert to another, with a Saturday night stopover with a principal and his pal Elia Kane aka KOB aka TK2755.
Rin helps someone who is helping benefit a benefactor
Just in time to bore bedtime is a new place for brainbots to shop.
Your dreams will be painted on with rollerballs while your drapes don perspirant and at some point the Mando meanders will fly like a bird.
Rin helps Latte and Cornelius find a comfortable adventure.
One part Bantha, one part cosplay with a dash of Wendy Mirstrap to take you off the dreamland.
Biscuits, forges, popsicles, and train rides on Coruscant bring together old friends and new.
More meanders from the amazing Night Water newsletter by Adam Cecil. This time we pour you a cool cup of bubbly luco while we check out what’s next- Night Water Park!
Splash, splish a sleepy wish as Mando and Oso head off for a bath, with a stop off at very different build a bear workshop just in time for Bo-Katan to save the day.
A zooming good bedtime is delivered as a team of students tries to plan for the future while Rin models good behavior.
Scooter plays his cards from the newest Writers Super Helpful XL pack.
This episode will be oh so sweet and sleepy as we catch up with our old friends.
Tune into WMAC radio for the sleepy structure of an intro that is familiar but different each time.
Rin helps you sleep by trying to help a budding youtuber find their way.
A sleepy little textbook and the only thing you will need is your covers.
Picard gives us a bedtime lesson is keeping his self esteem even when eating deviled eggs.
A trip to Eye island, has Rin sleeping on a train, in a boat and at a summer camp, I’ll say aye to that.
A lulling trip to the library leads to a lovely hobby.
Bedtime meanders as Cardassians and Cox’s crew play hide and seek somewhere.
Rin helps find a sleepy solution that meanders into a classic compound tale of rice and being nice.
As bedtime Scooter salve for filing season as Ray goes through a bag of stuff from vacations.
Like a bedtime bird surprise this title change will take you back to the holodeck where the engines of the Enterprise will rev you right off to sleep.
Bedtime is back to school and those big band battles for fun, this one is extra complicated so you will hop off to dreamland like a bunny with a cottontail.
What you won’t have to worry about at bedtime is me being there to ramble as you for asleep, you can count sheep on that!
This Barclay will be bank for bedtime with some misadventures with Musketeers.
You can't have sleep without a PE in a different order, so you might as well fall asleep.
We return to Romcomcon at Romcon for another love story presented by the most imaginary dating app never made, Datemoi.
Rin is there to help Ziva with the best cereal selection to keep everyone happy at breakfast and bedtime.
When the moon and the sun compete the only way to make it sleepy is with some active yet lulling stenography.
A focus on song and good choices will bring calm sleep tonight, we changed the title of this episode thanks to duet delight.
Lulling love lended to our ears with Lucia and Lucinda and a birdie named Purdy.
When the forgotten spare change jar of podcasting finds a bottle bobbing you know it is bedtime.
Guinan is a friend indeed, that helps our new friend Ro Laren and fills your sleepy needs.
Join a sleepy training program where pets are helped in helping.
A big smile on a big fish having fun, what better for bedtime that another Quiet Journey with Professor Atwood.
Not the series but the episode that may have launched it, this time it will be a landing pad for dreamland.
Lets put you and this series to bed with a fuzzy look back at how it all came together in a cloudy delusional way.
Scooter unboxes a few games old and new.
Sleep With Me is here at bedtime and to help you close our your year, we will bore to win and soothe some skin you off to dreamland.
A new episode where we join our bakers Liam and Flo along with new friends Jane and Andrew as we recap you off to dreamland.
A new holiday tradition is unclogged that will have you dreaming of dance and story via sleep. For the love of Flatley.
Come along and join The Doctor on one fantastic voyage, it went so far over Scooter’s head that he had no idea Kylie Minogue was Astrid, so you can sleep through all of it.
A mopping song helps bring this bedtime story to a close, will delusion be saved? (Sleep well and don’t worry the delusion will be fine.)
Take a newsprint trip via Pennys and Sears to a toyland in one boys mind.
Lulls via a very Lasso Holidays are extra special. Actually Scoots the actual movie is called “Love Actually”.
Get your VR headset ready for a soothing virtual retreat off to dreamland with your favorite freestyle sentient soda machine Stan.
Lulls come from the past, with Motown, Matilda, Pippin, Amy, Ariana, and so much more.
We tuck you in will a bunch of intros from back in the late 700's for a taste of lulls 2019 style.
Scooter spends some time at a light, helping everyone pass the time, while Stan finds sleepy challenges with the highway to a pamper zone.
Once there was Barlett’s book but Scooter makes it all meanders.
Ted and team close a chapter with caring and carrying you off the dreamland.
Stan and Scooter embark on a sleepy non-professional relationship. Sounds like a dream unless it is all wet.
We start out with a whole kit that ends up as a meandering bag of magic caboodle.
No need to apologize if you only just barely listen to these lulls around Lasso.
Lots of unexpected meanders in this one and an intro with an ode to Hollywood ponders.
Ray and Scooter find fall fun that puts all the lulls in avant-garde.
Ted and the dream team hit the cork while Scooter meanders all about.
When Halloween gives you TP, make streamers, and don’t forget about the treats.
When your penmanship is not permanent you better make sure you better make sure your haircut is neither.
Like a lulling hotel information station this will be a road trip off to dreamland.
Thanks for all of you who come together in the deep dark night so we can relate and keep one another company, it would not be possible and much more lonely without you.
Time to keep things taught
Strider will be sleeping through this one as who knows what Scoots will even remember.
Like a two hit wonder that sings you off to dreamland is life.
Sleepy stars and sounds are solved by Stan and Scooter.
This will be a lullaby of ol’ broadway in Cabot Cove.
Changes need love and lulling friends to help us meander those fine lines.
You won’t have to go anywhere as you will be in the right place to sleep, soothed by heroic figures and bumblers to keep you company.
Have that great gift giver in your life give YOU the gift of good Sleep
Bouillabaisse of words served up like sleepy soup.
Lucky, yet sleepy sevens start this strange and soporific soliloquy.
Deep Dark Night United sleeps on the pitch, while Richmond raises some funds and mends some fences.
Sleepy starch solves some stiffness
Who knew Paul Rogers would be part of a sleepy, burning ode to metal valves?
Who knew Paul Rogers would be part of a sleepy, burning ode to metal valves.
Like dinner with friends and family this episode will leave you warm deep inside.
A lovely sunset scene stays sleepy when solved by Stan and Scooter.
A trip though the sands of time and then a little mini-golf.
A recipe for buttery sleep baked up for bedtime bliss.
Stan and Scooter are back and those wonderful Nuns are too.
Sleepy shades of blue should provides camouflage for your thoughts
We will pilot our way to a proper bedtime with some optimistic thoughts.
In case you are curious about the creaky dulcet creation, we have this crossover with the podcast Curious State for your comfort and consumption.
Two friends from one soothing, sleepy, sound.
Bedtime buttons will be benjamins
A sleepy shaved ice stand starts a story of love, family, furrows, and fun.
A sleepy quest needs a team to support the meanders as they carry you off.
A toblerone time lord trickster appears to take us to bed with their tangents.
Some intros or maybe a lot, many pulled from got, ideally a sleepless night this is not.
A meander through the pages of the past, good-natured gadgets, and bedtime bonding.
Love of adventure, love of comets, and finally true lulls with a side of love.
Lay down and rest while a lulling lot of LARPers lead the for a few reunions.
You don’t need a father’s figure to be a father figure
A look back into pre-podcast times at how The Smiths became leaders but not in the comics, all made into meanders by the world's foremost sonnet fail.
While these angels weep, and drive cars beep, beep, you'll lay like a stone deep in sleep.
All will be well, it just takes a little work and a lot of listening.
Part personal essay, part journey, and a whole lotta ode
One fifth of the sense with five times the pointless meanders.
Our schooldays with The Doctor as a professor come to a meandering conclusion
A real snoozy, snooze, snoozer, as Prez and Astro try and find the way to put the full in half-life.
This episode is a crossover with “The Science of Happiness”
We go back to school to spend some time with straw friends
You can't really force lulls you just have to let them roll across the plain
Can Scooter remember a seminal Star Wars film?
A multitude of meandering magic
Sleepy sunshine will lighten the mood
Prez and Astro make the most of being on the outs
This episode is a sleepy crossover with Bunny Michael’s podcast XO HigherSelf.
The whole cast comes back to cheer for baking and friendship
You know shiny when you hear it
Scooter slowly spins a few childhood tales
Butterscotch like lemon drops will be the pennies from Nana that carry you off to dreamland.
Everyone gets to participate in the sleepy solution with toys for all.
While Ray is swimming in springs with Scooter you can surrender in sweet slumber.
Here’s a polygon’s worth of Scooter setups.
The bakers make it all syrupy sweet
Song and dance can be the fashionable way to the future.
Being a plush seems so easy
Layers of lulling lamination will bring butter-soft dreams to our bakers.
When the president of the world goes on a field trip, she will fly across your dreams on a feathery future friend.
Sleep easy as Scooter makes his way in a mail truck
How many times can one man wonder about bakewell tarts?
When Garlic and Boggy get together, feelings will dissipate into pointless meanders.
Tune that sleepy dial to the best place for late night vibes
This bobbling and babbling will be like a discombobulated yet fun toy
Sand dunes will look like dreamy cinnamon sugar
Tonight I send v-day cards to people and clothing from the past
Weather not wurthering the fill of fuller words should help keep you company while you drift off. Also please don’t get any goats.
I believe we are in this together, you are important, and I’m here to keep you company and tell you a story to take your mind off of stuff. I’m glad you are here
What could be more lulling than a phone call describing a “Calvin and Hobbes” comic strip? How about a slow look at the most famous cat memes?
Your thoughts will be snug and warm in a proving drawer of meanders and tangents.
All will be well tonight as we will be in capable hands, that will guide us through a series of meandering questions about dealing with Big Ones and Big Emojis.
Lady Marpbels will create a safe place where you can sleep as well as a bespoke gumball nestled in a bog at sunset.
Your fortune comes tonight like a sandwich cookie made of pillows at the end of a meandering bored game.
Nothing Villa about this one, with all of Scoot’s rambling about watercraft, not much will be repaired or restored except your sleep.
Get ready for some fun and games, well more of Scooter opening up a game based on that theme park made famous by ads on WPIX and later in books and documentaries.
Welcome sleep along with twelve new bakers, Prue, Noel and Sandy for their first time in the tent, you can call it series eight or collection five as there will be plenty of room for meanders.
This collection of intros is about as confusing as an eight-pack of water being pulled in a wagon by a boy who knows not his hips.
A moose and a plush find a little house and more than a little friendship.
Al makes up for this butter-free parade with all his skills
One last trip through North Pole Park
Every puddle offers a chance to pause and meander
A theme park in the North Pole is just getting started
A dreamy book with wishes of play and memory
Briony, Terry, Tom, and Yan, bake holiday dreamland
Sleepy views that will flower as you snooze
Sleepy fandom of songs and fun carry you off to dreamland
These intros will float by like a parade
Tonight's lullaby will come by way of hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog
A look back at what took so long for her return
A slow journey back in time to take a slow journey back in time.
An interdimensional hole full of lulls opens
This episode is about letting go of what is out of our control and partially trusting it will all work out
Take a leap off to bedtime
Some sleepy seasonal content where you will be lulled just like Oso was by Baba Yaga.
Where do members of the Pirate's guild retire?
Outside of a K-mart is a carousel, on that carousel live two pigeons and this lulling tale meanders from their beaks to your bedtime.
The soul squad will get honest about glitches and love.
Rest easy as we dig deep into the clean myths
Slippers and Pajamas For All
A lulling ride that covers places in LA and the Good Place where Scoots has sat and relaxed, in the studios and a lovely hotel lobby.
A little TLC to help you drift off, chasing waterfalls like Kid Icarus
A term paper turned into a pointless meander
Wisdom from Jason, a plethora of reboots and punny places to eat, perfect material for bedtime.
No balconies will contain subtext as tonight's tale ends with our squad sleeping with sheep.
Under the sea a tale told sleepily, of an Octopus who merrily finds their way to glee.
Parts start to come together as a whole to make sure your bedtime feels right
A journey to an isthmus should be restful enough for you
Novelizers The Matrix Crossover
June 1, 202657min 47sec
A couple of tries to make you sleepy like Neo.
Heads up, this episode contains repeated references to Jaws-Based Sea Beings and may not be sleepy for all listeners. This is a fun, double sleepy double novelization from the movie 'The Matrix,' as part of a crossover with the podcast 'The Novelizers' Listen to the first season of the podcast here: https://pod.link/1687677838
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