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Bedtime Stories to Bore You Asleep from Sleep With Me

Silver Sleeper Productions LLC

Doze off to the calming and unusual bedtime stories from Sleep With Me. This podcast is here to keep you company and relieve your insomnia by being your boring friend in the deep dark night.For fans of Sleep With Me this new version of your favorite sleep podcast offers a “just the stories” version without any intros so you can get right into the bedtime story.Get a good night's sleep with strange bedtime stories, an alternative to guided meditation or white noise. No introductions or music, just soothing tales to cure insomnia and end sleepless nights.Sleep Well,  Drew/Scooter  Sleep With Me exists because of direct listener action via www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus -the ultimate way to listen to the show, sign up for a 7 day free trial www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/sponsors -to support a sponsor and get on the supporter zone www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/refer -get rewards, like Sleep With Me+ access, for spreading the work about the show www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/newsletter to stay up to date and get cool behind the scenes content

© Andrew Ackerman 2013-2024

Doze off to the calming and unusual bedtime stories from Sleep With Me. This podcast is here to keep you company and relieve your insomnia by being your boring friend in the deep dark night.For fans of Sleep With Me this new version of your favorite sleep podcast offers a “just the stories” version without any intros so you can get right into the bedtime story.Get a good night's sleep with strange bedtime stories, an alternative to guided meditation or white noise. No introductions or music, just soothing tales to cure insomnia and end sleepless nights.Sleep Well,  Drew/Scooter  Sleep With Me exists because of direct listener action via www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus -the ultimate way to listen to the show, sign up for a 7 day free trial www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/sponsors -to support a sponsor and get on the supporter zone www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/refer -get rewards, like Sleep With Me+ access, for spreading the work about the show www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/newsletter to stay up to date and get cool behind the scenes content

© Andrew Ackerman 2013-2024
53hr 54min
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Tonight I send v-day cards to people and clothing from the past
Thumbnail for "Pâtisserie Week | Great British Bake You Off to Sleep C5/S8 E9".
Butterscotch like lemon drops will be the pennies from Nana that carry you off to dreamland.
Thumbnail for "New Furry Toys | Spice Friends 7".
Everyone gets to participate in the sleepy solution with toys for all.
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While Ray is swimming in springs with Scooter you can surrender in sweet slumber.
Thumbnail for "Room Full of Blankets | All Intros 761-765".
Here’s a polygon’s worth of Scooter setups.
Thumbnail for "Forgotten Bakes | Great British Bake You Off to Sleep C5/S8 E8".
The bakers make it all syrupy sweet
Thumbnail for "Bon Tons | Spice Friends 6".
Song and dance can be the fashionable way to the future.
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Being a plush seems so easy
Thumbnail for "Italian Week | Great British Bake You Off To Sleep C5/S8 E7".
Layers of lulling lamination will bring butter-soft dreams to our bakers.
Thumbnail for "Longfeather Lime Leaf | Spice Friends 5".
When the president of the world goes on a field trip, she will fly across your dreams on a feathery future friend.
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Sleep easy as Scooter makes his way in a mail truck
Thumbnail for "Pastry Week | Great British Bake Off to Sleep Ep6".
How many times can one man wonder about bakewell tarts?
Thumbnail for "Hey Atoll | Spice Friends 4".
When Garlic and Boggy get together, feelings will dissipate into pointless meanders.
Thumbnail for "Radio Night Water Vibes WNWQ".
Tune that sleepy dial to the best place for late night vibes
Thumbnail for "Pudding Week - Great British Bake You Off to Sleep C5/S8 E5".
This bobbling and babbling will be like a discombobulated yet fun toy
Thumbnail for "Cinnamon Stick | Spice Friends 3".
Sand dunes will look like dreamy cinnamon sugar
Thumbnail for "Caramel Week | Great British Bake You Off to Sleep C5/S8 E4".
Weather not wurthering the fill of fuller words should help keep you company while you drift off. Also please don’t get any goats.
Thumbnail for "Moth Breath Based Belief | Spice Friends Ep 2".
I believe we are in this together, you are important, and I’m here to keep you company and tell you a story to take your mind off of stuff. I’m glad you are here
Thumbnail for "MemeCats".
What could be more lulling than a phone call describing a “Calvin and Hobbes” comic strip? How about a slow look at the most famous cat memes?
Thumbnail for "Baking Bread Week |  Great British Bake You Off to Sleep C5/S8 - E3".
Your thoughts will be snug and warm in a proving drawer of meanders and tangents.
Thumbnail for "President Smith vs Grand Iller | Spice Friends Ep1".
All will be well tonight as we will be in capable hands, that will guide us through a series of meandering questions about dealing with Big Ones and Big Emojis.
Thumbnail for "Case of the Approachable Safe".
Lady Marpbels will create a safe place where you can sleep as well as a bespoke gumball nestled in a bog at sunset.
Thumbnail for "Biscuits | Great British Bake You Off to Sleep C5/S8 - E2".
Your fortune comes tonight like a sandwich cookie made of pillows at the end of a meandering bored game.
Thumbnail for "This Old Boat".
Nothing Villa about this one, with all of Scoot’s rambling about watercraft, not much will be repaired or restored except your sleep.
Thumbnail for "Unboxing Action Park Bored Game".
Get ready for some fun and games, well more of Scooter opening up a game based on that theme park made famous by ads on WPIX and later in books and documentaries.
Thumbnail for "Cake Week | Great British Bake Off to Sleep S8/C5 E1".
Welcome sleep along with twelve new bakers, Prue, Noel and Sandy for their first time in the tent, you can call it series eight or collection five as there will be plenty of room for meanders.
Thumbnail for "Gentle Dashboard Nibble | All Intros from 755-760".
This collection of intros is about as confusing as an eight-pack of water being pulled in a wagon by a boy who knows not his hips.
Thumbnail for "Purple Porpoise with Purpose".
A moose and a plush find a little house and more than a little friendship.
Thumbnail for "2021 Thanksgiving Day Parade".
Al makes up for this butter-free parade with all his skills
Thumbnail for "Inside Outside | North Pole Park Train Tour 3".
One last trip through North Pole Park
Thumbnail for "Ray's Holiday Trip With Scooter".
Every puddle offers a chance to pause and meander
Thumbnail for "North Pole Park Train Tour".
A theme park in the North Pole is just getting started
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A dreamy book with wishes of play and memory
Thumbnail for "Great British Bake Off Holiday".
Briony, Terry, Tom, and Yan, bake holiday dreamland
Thumbnail for "North Pole Gardens Train Tour".
Sleepy views that will flower as you snooze
Thumbnail for "StarKid Sleepy Fan".
Sleepy fandom of songs and fun carry you off to dreamland
Thumbnail for "Keep Calm Sleep On - All Intros 750-754".
These intros will float by like a parade
Thumbnail for "Somewhere Else | Good Place to Sleep Season 2 Finale".
Tonight's lullaby will come by way of hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog
Thumbnail for "Tales of Lady Witchbeard in Review".
A look back at what took so long for her return
Thumbnail for "World of Motion".
A slow journey back in time to take a slow journey back in time.
Thumbnail for "Burritos and IHOPs | The Good Place to Sleep S2 E11 and 12".
An interdimensional hole full of lulls opens
Thumbnail for "Cauldron, Cauldron in a Cauldron | Tales of Lady Witchbeard Ep 12".
This episode is about letting go of what is out of our control and partially trusting it will all work out
Thumbnail for "Leap to Best Self | Good Place to Sleep S2 E9 & 10".
Take a leap off to bedtime
Thumbnail for "Ben Cooper Costume Catalogs".
Some sleepy seasonal content where you will be lulled just like Oso was by Baba Yaga.
Thumbnail for "Pirate Pensioners | Tales of Lady Witchbeard Ep 11".
Where do members of the Pirate's guild retire?
Thumbnail for "The Balloon Monarch".
Outside of a K-mart is a carousel, on that carousel live two pigeons and this lulling tale meanders from their beaks to your bedtime.
Thumbnail for "Janet, Michael, and Derek | The Good Place to Sleep S2 E7&8".
The soul squad will get honest about glitches and love.
Thumbnail for "Drain Cleaner's Conundrum | Tales of Lady Witchbeard 10".
Rest easy as we dig deep into the clean myths
Thumbnail for "JC Penny's Catalog No Toys".
Slippers and Pajamas For All
Thumbnail for "Existential Trolley | The Good Place to Sleep S2 E5&6".
A lulling ride that covers places in LA and the Good Place where Scoots has sat and relaxed, in the studios and a lovely hotel lobby.
Thumbnail for "The Thirteenth Sea | Tales of Lady Witchbeard Ep9".
A little TLC to help you drift off, chasing waterfalls like Kid Icarus
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A term paper turned into a pointless meander
Thumbnail for "Dance Dance Resolution and More | The Good Place to Sleep S2 E3 and 4".
Wisdom from Jason, a plethora of reboots and punny places to eat, perfect material for bedtime.
Thumbnail for "Quiet Connie | Tales of Lady Witchbeard Ep 8".
No balconies will contain subtext as tonight's tale ends with our squad sleeping with sheep.
Thumbnail for "The Octopus Wore Gloves".
Under the sea a tale told sleepily, of an Octopus who merrily finds their way to glee.
Thumbnail for "Everything is Great! | Good Place to Sleep S2 E1".
Parts start to come together as a whole to make sure your bedtime feels right
Thumbnail for "Isthmus of Newts | LW7".
A journey to an isthmus should be restful enough for you

Valentines for Laundry

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May 21, 202455min 20sec

Sometimes random ideas become real quality meanders. Tonight I send v-day cards to people and clothing from the past and it one becomes one big loving opportunity.

I believe we are in this together, you are important, and I’m here to keep you company and tell you a story to take your mind off of stuff. I’m glad you are here.

Please consider honoring the legacy of our long-time editor Karl by supporting these organizations he loved:

NYC Mesh

Sean Casey Animal Rescue

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